Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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