- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

"knock knock" "Come in"

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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