What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Neither does he.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

homework

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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