- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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