- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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