roses are red violets are blue im in class

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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