why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Oh, right

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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