- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

knock knock who's there aids

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

shut up iggy

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

How do you spell eight? 8

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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