Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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This one sucks!

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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