A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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How old is your mom? Old.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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fava beans

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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TIMMAH!

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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i'm funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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