- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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