There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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