- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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