- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Your time.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

An English man walks into a pub.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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