- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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