What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Strawberries!

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

leon harney ya pikey

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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