What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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