- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Get in the car.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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