- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

If life throws you melons... ouch

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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