- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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