i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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