yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

penis

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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