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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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