- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Women's rights

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Knock Knock Yes?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Your mom is fat

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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