- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Your mama's so fat.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

what time is it? 3:16

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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