Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Neither have I

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Jews

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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