Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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