What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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