What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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