- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Michael Castillo is gay

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Spinabifita

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

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