- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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