- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

full house

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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