What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Nicolas Cage

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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hey bill!

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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