Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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meh

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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