Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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The WNBA.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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penis

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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