Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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