- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

David Silberberg is gay

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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