What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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men's rights.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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