- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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