- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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