- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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