- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Dance is a sport

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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