learn the ropes?

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man made a sandwich.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Hey Shea

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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