- Anti Joke

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Mormons having fun.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

You are Nerochan right?

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.