What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

u jelly?

Bloody kids ...

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

fruit salad?

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

shut up kobe!

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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