A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

A white person at Harvard

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

you are a åsshole :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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