What did I do last night?work

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Give me thumbs up!

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Wy did the chicken?

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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