How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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