- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Take off your shoes.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

what do u call a apple a apple

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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