- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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