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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Cool Brian

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Harry Styles

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What did the peanut say to the jelly

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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