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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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