What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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