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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am on a escalator.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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