- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

try slamming a revolving door

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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