A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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book 'em danno

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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