Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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