- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Once upon a cross

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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