There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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raping black women

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Justin Bieber.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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