roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Justin Bieber

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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this is not an anti joke

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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