What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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refridgrator

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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F? No k

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I never asked for this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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