- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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