Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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