- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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