- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Gay Rights

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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