What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

One below was by me: Walter H

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

How long is a china man?

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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