do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

why did katy fall off her bike?

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Tony Romo

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

american government

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

whos district champs not JM

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Anti Joke

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