Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Woman's rights

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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tee hee

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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