selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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You idiot.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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My pet rock died.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Jews

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